kyashana:

what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say that other girls shouldnt participate in no shave november its like? wtf? WHAT THE FUCK?????

tags   queube  
via  firelordtyzula  (originally  kyashana)
52 minutes ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 11:32pm 131,219 notes

tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

via  bragi-god-of-bullshit  (originally  tashromanoff)
1 hour ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 11:17pm 182,132 notes

linbeifongs:

baby: f-f-f-f
dad: father?
baby: fuck nickelodeon

via  bragi-god-of-bullshit  (originally  linbeifongs)
1 hour ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 11:17pm 498 notes

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

via  sassy-finnick  (originally  happiest)
1 hour ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 11:13pm 114,595 notes

bundle-of-roses:

you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats

via  ever-so-plucky  (originally  bundle-of-roses)
1 hour ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 11:13pm 66,939 notes
accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

via  sassy-finnick  (originally  japcoregalore)
1 hour ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 11:10pm 17,369 notes
pineplapple:

Why are all my friends funnier than me
tags   queube  
via  nina-hails-the-glow-cloud  (originally  pineplapple)
1 hour ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 11:04pm 3,813 notes
lapfulofmisha:

*screams*
*dies*
via  blagamuffin  (originally  lapfulofmisha)
1 hour ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 10:32pm 7,408 notes
via  its-a-duckpond  (originally  sandandglass)
2 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 10:24pm 103,569 notes

If Daenerys and Margaery were ever to meet, do you think that they woud get along or would there be some tension between them?

via  fyeahgot  (originally  stormborns)
2 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 10:21pm 8,435 notes
femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

via  nina-hails-the-glow-cloud  (originally  ethiopienne)
2 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 10:19pm 80,324 notes

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

image

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

image

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

via  wearydoctor  (originally  thecompanionsdoctor)
2 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 10:05pm 291,491 notes

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

via  thedalekmaster  (originally  sketch-elf)
2 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 9:43pm 4,997 notes

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
image

tags   queube  
via  laura-hale  (originally  sirsquidfish-thefirst)
2 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 9:39pm 28,748 notes

illkim:

When that song comes on in public only you know

image

via  thecrunchieones  (originally  illkim)
2 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 9:37pm 110,318 notes